News & Reviews

wallpaper-990192

The Verdict (Het Vonnis): Filmart Review

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. […]

Continue Reading
wallpaper-582233

What Will ‘THE BIG BANG THEORY’ Look Like In 3 Years?

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of […]

Continue Reading
wallpaper-1115348

Cate Blanchett’s Oscars Outfit Cost $18.1 Million

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, […]

Continue Reading